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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:43
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Can someone with ADHD describe the feeling of paralysis and how it affects them?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Next, they tried...
Apple looked at Mira Murati’s AI startup after OpenAI exit, and it won’t stop there - 9to5Mac
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dies after swallowing a bee at polo match - New York Daily News
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nintendo releases more Switch 1 game updates to improve Switch 2 compatibility - Nintendo Everything
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
1-In-100,000 Chance Earth Could Be Yeeted Out Of The Solar System By A Passing Star - IFLScience
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How much higher are McDonald's prices going to go?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
MSU Taps J Batt As Next Director of Athletics - Michigan State University Athletics
share office space ...
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
NHL, NHLPA ensure labor peace after agreeing to 4-year extension to CBA through 2030 - Yahoo Sports